you guys were way drunker than both of me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
false alarm. still invincible.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
