So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
