I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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