My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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