He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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