i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
smell my finger.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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