Your tits are I can't wait for
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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