Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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