You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
