Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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