Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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