that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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