you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
