I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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