No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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