i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
