Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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