if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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The cougar kind?
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
we should paint friendship bongs
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