In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Still dying that you shit outside
And then my night got REAL pukey
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
