Plan B is the new Plan A
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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