You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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