I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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