I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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