no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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