But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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