I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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