Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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