hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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