Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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