I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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