Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off