hotel room ftw
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
β¦If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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