Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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