I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
True but thats because hes a fetus.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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