Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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