I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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