One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Panties = found
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