there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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