Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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