so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
