Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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