yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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