Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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