Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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