my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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