i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
