Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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