There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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