You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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