dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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