do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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