if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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