If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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