Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
send nudes
from the living room?
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