Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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