she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize